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Trump administration wants to un-fire nuclear safety workers but can’t figure out how to reach them (www.nbcnews.com)

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[–] aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 28 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (16 children)

I bet this dumb fuck pays for a terrorist attack to happen, so he can delcare marshal law. Then he gets unlimited powers, and won't leave the white house. I'm absolutely sure of it. It's ww2 all over again.

[–] MuskyMelon@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

At the rate of aircraft accidents, it's only a matter of a few weeks before a plane or helicopter crashes into a govt building or installation.

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