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[–] dustyData@lemmy.world 61 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (23 children)

Money. Too much of it. We should help him, take away most of that money. That'll cure him.

[–] qwertyqwertyqwerty@lemmy.one 19 points 10 months ago (18 children)

It seems he is trying to get rid of his money as fast as possible. I suggest he send me $2 billion to start so I can offload it asap. I would be his most valuable liability.

[–] milkytoast@kbin.social 6 points 10 months ago (17 children)

shit I could spend 10b of his money in record time! gimme 24 hours

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 14 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Would love to see someone actually try to spend 10b in 24 hours without nation level infrastructure.

[–] milkytoast@kbin.social 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

honestly would be difficult lol

[–] Zehzin@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

At what point does Amazon stops letting you buy things?

[–] milkytoast@kbin.social 1 points 10 months ago

i guess well find out!

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Buy an airport, airline and a pacific island.

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Not in 24 hours, from an unknown person, in unmarked bills

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

So you're saying that people trust Elon?

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 1 points 10 months ago

More like know him

But I doubt even he can buy that stuff in 24 hours. There is a lot of paperwork that take weeks.

[–] Fosheze@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Clearly you've never played genshin impact.

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