It seems he is trying to get rid of his money as fast as possible. I suggest he send me $2 billion to start so I can offload it asap. I would be his most valuable liability.

[–] milkytoast@kbin.social 6 points 10 months ago (3 children)

shit I could spend 10b of his money in record time! gimme 24 hours

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 14 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Would love to see someone actually try to spend 10b in 24 hours without nation level infrastructure.

[–] milkytoast@kbin.social 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

honestly would be difficult lol

[–] Zehzin@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

At what point does Amazon stops letting you buy things?

[–] milkytoast@kbin.social 1 points 10 months ago

i guess well find out!

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Buy an airport, airline and a pacific island.

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Not in 24 hours, from an unknown person, in unmarked bills

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

So you're saying that people trust Elon?

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 1 points 10 months ago

More like know him

But I doubt even he can buy that stuff in 24 hours. There is a lot of paperwork that take weeks.

[–] Fosheze@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Clearly you've never played genshin impact.

[–] ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 4 points 10 months ago (2 children)

You clearly don't comprehend just how much one billion is.

[–] milkytoast@kbin.social 4 points 10 months ago

nah I'd just give 1b each to like ten charities and call it a day

I know I can't actually spend 10b lol

[–] DavLemmyHav@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 10 months ago

Thats like… three rtx 4090s right?

[–] qwertyqwertyqwerty@lemmy.one 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I can only do $2B, sorry.

[–] milkytoast@kbin.social 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

gotta step up your game

[–] qwertyqwertyqwerty@lemmy.one 4 points 10 months ago (2 children)

The way I see it, Musk is only going to provide the investment if it fits into his investment portfolio strategy. With $2 billion, I would give $1 billion to charities, and the other $1 billion I would use to purchase as many American Southeastern coast beach houses as possible. I would sell the beach houses to climate denialists at half-off, instantly losing $500 million in the process. I'd keep the $500 million from the house sales to myself, because Musk knows that some money has to be kept to keep the lights on. The purchasers of the houses would slowly watch as their new investments into their houses literally goes into the ground (er, or oceans, as it is in this case).

I figure Musk can't resist an offer this good. My genius then continues to go unchallenged, except for Musk, who can somehow tank investments faster than this.

[–] pingveno@lemmy.ml 2 points 10 months ago

The way I see it, Musk is only going to provide the investment if it fits into his investment portfolio strategy.

Well, and sometimes barely even that. He was desperately shuffling around capital trying to pony up when Twitter called him on his overly generous offer to buy the company. He simply didn't have enough liquid assets to do so.

[–] MumboJumbo@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Don't do it! Flood insurance is cheap because it's subsidized by the US government. Those houses should be demolished.