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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon needs help to solve the mystery (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 week ago by MrJameGumb@lemmy.world to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Acinonyx@lemmy.sdf.org 149 points 1 week ago (1 children)

but sadly, Anon is American

[–] DannyBoy@sh.itjust.works 120 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The worst condition of them all.

[–] miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com 32 points 1 week ago (1 children)

No shit.

[–] 404@lemmy.zip 33 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Literally.

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

for OOP, yes

[–] Sunsofold@lemmings.world 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Object Oriented Programmers never poop? Interesting.

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 days ago

exactly. neither do Online Only People. interestingly, Poop&Online Only People (POOP), even though they are very similar to OOP, do, in fact, poop.