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[–] gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

that's a ponzi scheme.

You have depression so you have 3-4 children to take care of. Then these children have depression again, again needing to have 3-4 children each to have some fun again. In the end, after 5 generations, you end up with 300 grand-grand-grand-grandchildren, and there is no more space, and they are stuck, and have to live with their depression.

Congratulations, you just multiplied your depression by about 300.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That's a lot more than wallowing in despair will get you.

But yeah, don't have kids if you're depressed, they'll just add a bunch more obligations and expenses, which will deepen whatever problems you have. Do have kids if you find happiness in seeing others succeed through your mentorship.

Do have kids if you find happiness in seeing others succeed through your mentorship.

or become a teacher, i guess?