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[โ€“] S_H_K@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Shart Fariy ๐Ÿงš๐Ÿ’ฉ

[โ€“] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

The more timid subspecies of the feared diarrhea-jet-superpropulsion fairy.

Some say a mere glance of this fairy can have you leave orbit!

[โ€“] S_H_K@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Can we ask that Diarrhea Jet Fairy to visit certain ones?

[โ€“] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 2 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Weaponisation of fecal fairies can lead to aftermaths of unprecedented destruction on all sides leaving the whole plane of existence a shitty mess.

But, in the interest of exactness, yes, you can def do that, just ask directly. Usually the convo would go something like "Hey, can you pay a special visit to that guy?" - "Why?" - "Why not?" - "Good point, I'm on it!"

[โ€“] S_H_K@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Well probably someone already asked one. I mean...
* gestures broadly at the world *

[โ€“] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 2 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

There will always be shitty humans asking shitty fairies to additionally enshittify the already pretty shitty world just to shit on someones day a bit more.

Humans have been great at fighting shit with additional shit, and then wonder tirelessly where all the shit came from.
And it's from the shit-fairies!!!