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Ladies and Gentlemen, may I introduce the United States Secretary of Health!
Can the US rename the position to Secretary of Death? It sounds much cooler and is more fitting.
He doesn't deserve "cooler." How about the Secretary of Infection?
Why stop at one, give him all the names like: insecurities, delusions, irresponsibility etc.
I prefer Secretary Brainworm. It's the only way I'll refer to him now.
Pure meritocracy, I tells ya