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[–] Steve@communick.news 57 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (2 children)

Judge Uses D&D’s Failure To Make Him Worship Satan, To ~~School~~ Teach Florida ~~On~~ About Social Media Moral Panics.

I think that's what they're trying to say

[–] ch00f@lemmy.world 24 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (1 children)

Guessing they tried to use the more colloquial "to school on," but accidentally created a garden path sentence.

[–] Steve@communick.news 3 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Those were my edits, they didn't use both

[–] ch00f@lemmy.world 3 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

Yep, caught that right after I posted and made an edit.

[–] andrewta@lemmy.world 4 points 17 hours ago