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[–] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 57 points 4 months ago (6 children)

Have you heard of Sonic? What about Pikachu? Now, what happens when we combine them together to make... Sonichu!

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 25 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Whoa, that’s amazing! I’m gonna show my elderly mother!

[–] setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 15 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The medallion is also cursed.

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

We all are.

[–] uuldika@lemmy.ml 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I actually read the entirety of HPMoR to my elderly mother. I tried to sell her on Friendship is Optimal but I think rationalist pony fanfic is a bit too ambitious a leap.

[–] Contemporarium@lemm.ee 1 points 4 months ago

wat

[–] ton618@lemm.ee 22 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Piknic

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 9 points 4 months ago

piknic is way better than sonichu

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 7 points 4 months ago

Woah woah woah, sonichu is a totally Original Character (do not steal), that has nothing to do with either of those!

[–] Schadrach@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 4 months ago

Now, what happens when we combine them together to make… Sonichu!

...you get serially harassed by online weirdos, likely become the single most documented human in all of history because of said weirdos, come out as trans and eventually get charged for incest with your mother?

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Whatever happened to that guy? Last I heard they let him out of prison.

[–] SeekPie@lemm.ee 5 points 4 months ago

Don't know the answer, but I think she uses "she/her" pronouns now.

[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

Do NOT ask me what color his arms are.

You should know.