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Anon's little cousin plays with MLP toys (programming.dev)

submitted 10 months ago by ICastFist@programming.dev to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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>be with family last weekend
>little 5 year old cousing playing with MLP toys in the living room
>announces we are all invited to the wedding
>aunt asks who's getting married
>fluttershy and applejack
>aunt says "They can't get married"
>cousin is distraught "why not!?"
>aunt says "because girls can't marry other girls"
>cousin is angry "who says?"
>aunt "god says"
>cousin "then I'm going to worship satan"

fucking awesome, lemme tell you

Sorry, that's my weekly allotment of pixels

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[–] Lyra_Lycan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 40 points 10 months ago (2 children)

There are also about 450,000 other gods to choose from, and about 5 are the same monotheistic source of evil that humans have used as a scapegoat to kill each other over. Western modernist Christianity is literally the English cuisine of religions.

[–] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 10 months ago

If you look at the Torah (or old testament) it explicitly says there are tons of other gods, Jews and Christians just choose to only serve one.

[–] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 5 points 10 months ago

Wow that's an exceptionally savage comment. Fantastic stuff L_L!