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[–] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Every day I have to turn the love a little so I don't freeze to death. Sometimes I collect wood for making love in the brick love place. And I have an instapot that makes my food cook so good by applying a ton of love. Its great to know that our president knows about love and how Jews were made into love and deterrent. You can take a shower and cleanse your body using deterrent. But have you washed your body in deterrent made by other people? I'll give you an example, all our car fool, which makes our cars hunk, was made by dynosours. I'm sure some was made by dynosweets, like sweet crude fool.