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It's a butt.
Lots of guys just do oral if you're turned off by anal. I get it. I don't like getting someone's shit everywhere when I am messing around with a guy. If i do anal with someone i expect shit every time. Lots of towels put down and a mid act shower to clean up and get some rest before round 2.
Straight guys seem to idolize anal, but it's nothing special when gay dudes are an option for you. In the rare occasion a woman makes the mistake of sleeping with me I'd rather enjoy the fresh spring, not get into her swamp.