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You need to top and bottom at least once for a valid opinion.
Right, what if that prostate massage has your legs all shakey?
You could still not be gay, just into pegging.
Fun fact this is how I learned a coworker pegged her husband. He wasn’t gay, but had no interest in topping her either. C’est la vie.
I don't know why, but it seems weird to call it topping when it's hetero. It's like cultural appropriation or something.
Pegging doesn't feel as good as the real thing, though. I would rather have a real penis in me than a plastic rod with a rubber penis over it, and I'm not gay.
Idk, sounds pretty gay. Or at least bi. But what do I know.
-Command "(gc above image text) -replace 'broccoli', 'murder'
I mean, it's still accurate as to whether you like performing murder. You might not like murder as an idea or as a thing that people do, but until you try a murder, you don't know whether you will enjoy the act of murdering.
Oh fuck now I'm confused. I don't know what I should do this weekend, eat some broccoli, fuck a dude or murder someone.
Ohhhh I think I have a plan......
I mean... scientific method basically so yeah I guess
It's a butt.
Lots of guys just do oral if you're turned off by anal. I get it. I don't like getting someone's shit everywhere when I am messing around with a guy. If i do anal with someone i expect shit every time. Lots of towels put down and a mid act shower to clean up and get some rest before round 2.
Straight guys seem to idolize anal, but it's nothing special when gay dudes are an option for you. In the rare occasion a woman makes the mistake of sleeping with me I'd rather enjoy the fresh spring, not get into her swamp.
Fake: Anon fucks a woman and decides he is gay
Gay: Anon fucks a man and decides he is not gay
Absolutely yes IMO. Straight is not the same as never experimenting. A test run makes sense if you aren't sure. He fucked and found out quite literally.
Kissing is a way better way to tell than fucking.
I think it's valid either way. "I'm not attracted to men, thus I'm straight" is as valid as "tried it, didn't like it, thus I'm straight"
And works the other way around too, I imagine many people who define themselves gay have had romantic or sexual experiences with the opposite sex, but didn't like it.
No, this isn't logical at all. Even queer people have unsatisfying hookups for various reasons.
Being queer isn't just about enjoying a certain type of sex, it's about being attracted to a certain type of person. If you're questioning being straight, presumably it's because you think some men are kind of attractive. Find a man like that, meet up with him, and see how things go.
Picking a guy on grindr and only describing him as "kinda feminine" isn't how you get to enjoyable sex. Where is the initial attraction that you'd feel if you're into men? The buildup of sexual tension that you'd feel if you're compatible? The discovery of how different types of sex acts feel? You need to go through these steps to actually find pleasure. I'm surprised that so many comments on this post don't seem to understand this.
Now you need to try bottoming to see if you don't like that. Maybe what you hate is being the top 🤷🏻♂️
I’ve read all of the comments, at this point, and absolutely no one is actually replying to the question OOP posed. It’s impossible to get a straight answer out of any of you.
Is that a joke?