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JD Vance says Europe should have done more to stop Iraq War (www.dw.com)

submitted 6 days ago by schizoidman@lemm.ee to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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US Vice President JD Vance has called on European states to show greater independence, urging them not to be US "vassals." He also said EU governments could have done more to oppose Washington over the Iraq War.

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[–] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 52 points 6 days ago (5 children)

respectfully i hope jd vance suffers permanent 24/7 diarrhea from all orifices

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 14 points 6 days ago (2 children)

but think of the couches.

lets go with constipation. Permanent. constipation.

[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 11 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Still from all orifices though, right? That would finally shut him up

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago

Yes, of course.

[–] djsp@feddit.org 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Extreme constipation would have our beloved Couchhumper spewing shit — literally, this time. It would be such an improvement…

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

that sounds worse than I imagined.

I so want that for him. (sorry to couches everywhere.)

[–] sunbrrnslapper@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Respectfully.

[–] XTL@sopuli.xyz 3 points 6 days ago

With all due respect.

[–] Hayduke@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

Constant runny eyeliner.

[–] superkret@feddit.org 3 points 6 days ago

He's already spewing enough shit.

[–] nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 1 points 6 days ago

He already is, especially from the mouth.