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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon has regrets (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 6 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 53 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Including the one anon has.

[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 43 points 6 days ago (2 children)

When you get right down to the root cause, you can't fix stupid and horny is a hard hill to overcome.

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 13 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Reminds me of this cute little poem:

My genes done gone and tricked my brain
By making fucking feel so great
That's how the little creeps attain
Their plan to fuckin' replicate
But brain's got tricks itself, you see
To get the bang but not the bite
I got this here vasectomy
My genes can fuck themselves tonight.

- Peter Watts, Blindsight

[–] SolarMonkey@slrpnk.net 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Blindsight is awesome. I was so pumped he made his works freely available.

Have you read the rifters trilogy? It has a mildly odd voice, imho, but overall a great series.

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 2 points 5 days ago

I haven't. I'll check it out, thanks.

[–] taladar@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 days ago

Simple really, cure the STD called life and stupid and horny are gone too.