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Anon contracts herpes (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 days ago by Gullible@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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>Get BJ on prom night 
>Week later massive red spot on cock
>Herpes
>Fuck
>doctor say this shit is
uncurable
>No woman will want me
>Struggle with shame and depression
>Lose all interest in sex
>Go years without being with a woman
>Finally regain some self confidence
>Brainwave.exe
>Need woman who already has the disease
>Find old hooker on craigslist
>Looks pretty ragged on the blurred photo
>Has probably had a million diseased cocks in her
>Call her up
>Explain I have herpes
>Tell her I presume she has it too
>Silence
>Then she hangs up

I dont know where to go from here bros

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[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 77 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Anon, who'd you get the BJ from? They can't give it to you again...

[–] Cheradenine@sh.itjust.works 85 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This is a common misconception and the leading cause of Turbo herpes outbreaks.

Stay safe kids

[–] rirus@feddit.org 15 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Source?

[–] Cheradenine@sh.itjust.works 31 points 2 days ago

Um, it happened to a friend of mine

[–] Acinonyx@lemmy.sdf.org 21 points 2 days ago (2 children)

it's the same with turbo aids and turbo autism

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I had two autistic roommates in college, and somehow I got out of there with only a mild infection.

[–] gamer@lemm.ee 3 points 17 hours ago

Make sure you sign up to be an organ donor. If you ever get hit by a bus, RFK can eat your corpse so the worm can study your immunity and move us one step closer to a cure.

[–] Skanky@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Turbo AIDS? You know that is just a made up name, right?

Everyone knows it's called Super AIDS™

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 days ago

Source? The same cock they sucked the first time, obviously

[–] neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

You can't get it multiple times from the same partner unless it's hsv-1,and even then it's rare after you've built up a resistance to the virus and they'd need to be in an active outbreak.

But yes, you can migrate the location of hsv1, the most common herpes type (incorrectly referred to as oral herpes). You want to be especially careful if it migrates to your facial area beyond your mouth/lips as occular herpes can cause blindness, and if it spreads to your nose and brain, there's a real chance you could die.

These are rare in first world countries though and are typically seen in places without access to clean water and sanitation.