this post was submitted on 05 May 2025
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 96 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Fake: Dinosurs aren't real

Gay: Wants to talk about dinosaurs instead of porn

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 51 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I’m mostly hung up on the fact that he just happened to have an account for a cam site with tokens already funded and ready to go. Something tells me this wasn’t his first time.

[–] MinFapper@startrek.website 18 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I don't think he ever said it's his first time

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 6 points 10 months ago

Not explicitly, no

[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Not only was it wild he coincidentally had the account ready, it's equally wild that this girl never thought about her father before this random stranger brings it up while she's trying to work. Really wild stuff, almost makes you wonder.

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

wait thats gay? am i gay? oh no

what about other extinct groups of animals, like pterosaurs? is wanting to talk about those gay too?

[–] Zagorath@aussie.zone 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

What do you mean other extinct groups? That implies dinosaurs are extinct.

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

i always forget birds exist, sorry

edit: and i also forgot about the whole state of Acre, Brazil

[–] Zagorath@aussie.zone 2 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 3 points 10 months ago

it is heard around all of Brazil that there are dinosaurs in Acre, but nobody has ever been there to truly know

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 2 points 10 months ago

It's an landlocked equivalent to the Bermuda Triangle

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 10 points 10 months ago

Plot twist: anon is a scaly furry

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 10 months ago