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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

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Anon is a fighter (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yet we have gorillas in cages. Why? Because we don't fight with our hands, we fight with our brains. We create traps, tools, etc.

If you want to kill a gorilla, use that noggin and outsmart that beast.

OP is preparing in exactly the wrong way.

[–] LuxSpark@lemmy.cafe 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I would own a gorilla in a spelling bee.

[–] EpeeGnome@lemm.ee 5 points 2 days ago

That's the spirit!