Not The Onion

12368 readers

508 users here now

Welcome

We're not The Onion! Not affiliated with them in any way! Not operated by them in any way! All the news here is real!

The Rules

Posts must be:

Links to news stories from...
...credible sources, with...
...their original headlines, that...
...would make people who see the headline think, “That has got to be a story from The Onion, America’s Finest News Source.”

Comments must abide by the server rules for Lemmy.world and generally abstain from trollish, bigoted, or otherwise disruptive behavior that makes this community less fun for everyone.

And that’s basically it!

founded 1 year ago

MODERATORS

kescusay@lemmy.world

129

No joke: Feds discourage humorous electronic messages on highways (apnews.com)

submitted 10 months ago by Mannivu@feddit.it to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

16 comments fedilink hide all child comments

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago (5 children)

If I can be a "14 year old deep thinker" for a moment, I truly believe that society would be thriving if we got rid of all the uncool people, but in order to create it you'd have to become pretty uncool.

[–] TheDoctorDonna@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Sometimes we have to sacrifice ourselves for the greater good.

[–] XTL@sopuli.xyz 2 points 10 months ago (2 children)

The greater good

[–] xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I'm the greatest good you're ever gonna get

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 1 points 10 months ago

The public is in danger!

[–] jkjustjoshing@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Shut it!

load more comments (1 replies)