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[–] Luouth@lemmy.world 28 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

This sounds like something a group of Incels would plan to get their buttocks to accidentally touch the buttocks of another young man.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 18 hours ago

And then like 3 people show up, because of course. They're incels. They were never going to go anywhere.