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Anon indulges (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] don@lemm.ee 105 points 4 weeks ago (4 children)

Fake: no way you’re getting through that many snickers in one sitting without vomiting your guts up.

Gay: anon is gay, everyone knows this.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 42 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Edit: actually no, I still don’t like this joke

[–] seekpie@lemmy.seekpie.nohost.me 7 points 3 weeks ago

Probably upside down to feel the vein.

[–] Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone 26 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Anon was there for the cock vein

[–] svcg@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 3 weeks ago

I will never look at a snickers or mars bar the same way again.

[–] DrownedRats@lemmy.world 4 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Also, that photo clearly has a "candy warehouse" watermark. If the story was true, that would be a costco watermark.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 weeks ago

For the record, I thought you were hilarious.