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[–] Samdell@lemmy.eco.br 42 points 20 hours ago (1 children)
[–] otacon239@lemmy.world 17 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

This reminds me of the classic Reddit TIFU story of the guy trying to talk dirty to his gf and failing miserably.

[–] CuddlyCassowary@lemmy.world 13 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

It should…it’s a direct reference to it.

[–] breakingcups@lemmy.world 26 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

No it's not, that's "You like that, you fucking retard?"

"Are you fucking sorry" is the guy who accidentally hurts another classmate and wants to say "Are you okay?" and "I am so fucking sorry" simultaneously.

[–] DannyBoy@sh.itjust.works 9 points 11 hours ago

A classic, since nobody has posted yet.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 6 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Mim@lemmy.zip 1 points 11 hours ago