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There's a spider in my bathroom (cdn.imgchest.com)

submitted 9 hours ago by Samdell@lemmy.eco.br to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 79 points 9 hours ago (3 children)

I feel so much more normal for just saying hello to my shower spider now.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 8 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

My shower spider gets a reminder of our deal.

"You know the drill. You stay up there, I stay over here, nobody has to be injured today."

Sometimes the spider decides to come over to my side and gets flushed or squished, but they knew what was expected of them.

[–] RIPandTERROR@sh.itjust.works 1 points 10 minutes ago

Real talk: people that save spiders and make it a moral thing confuse the heck out of me.

Like, if you were the spiders size proportionally to the spider, it would web you up and suck your blood for being in its home...

[–] FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 31 points 8 hours ago

Be careful, though! This is the first step towards what anon describes!

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 14 points 8 hours ago

Shower spider wants to watch you touch yourself