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Anon isn't fooled by planes (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 19 hours ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] goodeye8@fedia.io 26 points 16 hours ago (3 children)

If you take 1kg of steel and 1kg of water, which is heavier? That's right, steel is heavier.

[–] DeltaWingDragon@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 hours ago

A steelogram of kilo is feather than heaviers

[–] univers3man@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

https://youtu.be/-fC2oke5MFg

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 hours ago

Now this guy knows what he's talking about

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 9 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

If she weighs more than a duck, then she’s made of wood.

[–] DeltaWingDragon@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 hours ago

And therefore?

... A WITCH!

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago

We shall use the larger scales!