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[–] gramie@lemmy.ca 52 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

I hate to break it to you, but that's a male spider and you're gay.

[–] morphballganon@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago

Without a pic how do you know

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 18 points 14 hours ago

And this story is real, so it is Real AND Gay!