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Parents: "You should be punished for having romantic feelings and a sense of independence"
Me: "I reflexively and ritualistically punish myself whenever I'm feeling romantic or pursuing independence"
Nah. Nothing here that I can see.
I'm not saying everyone raised catholic wants a partner who dresses like a nun and makes you call them Mother Superior, but I am saying those are the ones I hang out with
How to manufacture sexual submissives 🤔
I don't really think we need to manufacture any more. The way I see it, there's already a natural surplus of bottoms.
Don't you mean national surplus, or global surplus? Or maybe bottoms are just more naturally created?
It truly is a tops world. I can be verse but I prefer to top because I get way to much anxiety when people are down there. The gay hookup apps are a insatiable black hole of thirst in my area.
Intercourse isn't even required for me. I'd rather do mutual oral, make out and give forehead kisses. But I am a people pleaser.
Fuck my christian upbringing, but would you mind fucking me at the same time?