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Raised by extra strict hispanic catholic parents (cdn.imgchest.com)

submitted 14 hours ago by Samdell@lemmy.eco.br to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 80 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

Parents: "You should be punished for having romantic feelings and a sense of independence"

Me: "I reflexively and ritualistically punish myself whenever I'm feeling romantic or pursuing independence"

Nah. Nothing here that I can see.

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 15 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

How to manufacture sexual submissives 🤔

[–] djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I don't really think we need to manufacture any more. The way I see it, there's already a natural surplus of bottoms.

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 4 hours ago

natural surplus

Don't you mean national surplus, or global surplus? Or maybe bottoms are just more naturally created?

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 25 points 13 hours ago

I'm not saying everyone raised catholic wants a partner who dresses like a nun and makes you call them Mother Superior, but I am saying those are the ones I hang out with