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[–] leftzero@lemmynsfw.com 40 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (5 children)

It's not pressure under the wings, it's fucking Bernoulli sucking on top of them.

(So, yes, sure, it is gay, but it's not fake.)

[–] Salamand@lemmy.today 1 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

But then how can they fly upside down?

[–] leftzero@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 51 minutes ago

Flaps. (As in, the hinged bits at the back edge of the wings, that essentially change the shape of the wing as required, not by flapping the wings; that'd be an ornithopter, as in Dune, not a plane.)

[–] Psythik@lemm.ee 2 points 7 hours ago

Because air doesn't give a fuck about gravity

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