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Anon isn't fooled by planes (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 18 hours ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] leftzero@lemmynsfw.com 28 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (2 children)

It's not pressure under the wings, it's fucking Bernoulli sucking on top of them.

(So, yes, sure, it is gay, but it's not fake.)

[–] Salamand@lemmy.today 1 points 24 minutes ago (1 children)

But then how can they fly upside down?

[–] Psythik@lemm.ee 1 points 2 minutes ago

Because air doesn't give a fuck about gravity

[–] redhorsejacket@lemmy.world 22 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

When you nut, but Bernoulli keep sucking...

"goofy plane"

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 4 points 1 hour ago

I'm 100% convinced this was never a battle of airframes and manufacturers and simply was down to: "No, sir/ma'am, I will not fly the derpy plane into combat. Can't do it. YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THE REST OF THE PILOTS WILL LAUGH AT ME"