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Birds seen stuck in position for hours in Tsuen Wan prompts call to police, but source says investigation affected by lack of CCTV at site.

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[–] Duke_Nukem_1990@feddit.org -4 points 8 hours ago (2 children)
[–] butwhyishischinabook@lemmy.world 0 points 28 minutes ago (1 children)

I am, and if them not being vegan is a problem for you then put me in coach.

[–] Duke_Nukem_1990@feddit.org -1 points 26 minutes ago (1 children)

The point is that being that (rightfully) angry at animal abuse and not being vegan is fucking hypocritical.

[–] Breezy@lemmy.world 1 points 39 seconds ago

Lol takes one to know one.

[–] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 hour ago

Do you glue animals to walls?