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[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 30 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

"I was a mod on a Simpsons forum, where my sole reply was 'OOOH YEEES' in the tone of the flamboyant and gay waiter."

[–] Sergio@slrpnk.net 10 points 2 weeks ago

"You're hired!"

[–] Tanoh@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

So close, why not Duff Man?