this post was submitted on 01 Jun 2025
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] Sergio@slrpnk.net 111 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

"Anon, can you give us an example from your past in which you demonstrated commitment, creativity, and a depth of knowledge in a subject?"

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 30 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

"I was a mod on a Simpsons forum, where my sole reply was 'OOOH YEEES' in the tone of the flamboyant and gay waiter."

[–] Sergio@slrpnk.net 10 points 2 weeks ago

"You're hired!"

[–] Tanoh@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

So close, why not Duff Man?

[–] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 64 points 2 weeks ago

This person is going to be the reason for a therapist developing a drinking problem.

[–] GNUmer@sopuli.xyz 60 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

If this is real, gay and the forum was still up between 2020-now, there's a good chance an LLM was trained to generate pictures of this man's dick if prompted for Kif dick pics.

[–] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 38 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

brb

Edit: I'm back

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 19 points 2 weeks ago

Turned his dick into a pickle. Funniest shit I ever saw.

[–] Lycaon@lemm.ee 48 points 2 weeks ago

Men will do anything but go to therapy huh

[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 19 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

What's there current life? It must be pretty bad to surpass that.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

They’re posting on 4chan. Extreme misery is assumed.

[–] aow@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago

We must imagine Kif happy.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 7 points 2 weeks ago

Now they're Zapp.

[–] crawancon@lemm.ee 7 points 2 weeks ago

has having balls gone out of style ?

ffs who or what is confusing all these people.

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 5 points 2 weeks ago

😮‍💨