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Anon dreams of marriage (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 104 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Complains he can't get an elf wife; talks shit about traditional elf marriage attire.

I think I see a connection.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 30 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Also he's fine with the guy who apparently decided to attend the wedding topless. No, it's the leotard that's the problem.

[–] Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 10 points 1 month ago

with pecs like that it would be a disgrace to cover them