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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon is chased by lions (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] AMillionNames@sh.itjust.works 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Just get a crazy ex-significant other near where you live, same thing. But that's going to raise your cortisol levels and drop your testosterone levels, the opposite of what green wants.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 3 points 11 months ago

Green is on 4chan. They're the one who is the crazy ex.