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Sure, Viking love looks appealing, until your husband starts bringing home sex slaves and teaching your children how to raid England.
since I'd be the husband in this scenario, I don't see what's wrong with it
Also, I think I would be an equal-opportunity viking raider. My wife would get some English sex slaves of her own for our anniversary.
It wasn't even unusual with female vikings.
god i love sex
Take her raiding! Make her your viqueen.
if you're doing this you're just cucking yourself
you know what they say; the couple who pillages together, stays together.
I've never said anything against torturing english villagers
It's an open relationship, fundie.