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[–] But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 28 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Sure, Viking love looks appealing, until your husband starts bringing home sex slaves and teaching your children how to raid England.

The being taught to raid England part seems lit.

[–] Acinonyx@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

since I'd be the husband in this scenario, I don't see what's wrong with it

[–] LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Also, I think I would be an equal-opportunity viking raider. My wife would get some English sex slaves of her own for our anniversary.

[–] Natanael@infosec.pub 5 points 1 month ago

It wasn't even unusual with female vikings.

[–] nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

god i love sex

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Take her raiding! Make her your viqueen.

[–] Acinonyx@lemmy.sdf.org -2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

if you're doing this you're just cucking yourself

[–] LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)
  1. And?
  2. If you're not torturing English villagers together with your wife during the winter, is it even a viking marriage?
[–] FarmTaco@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

you know what they say; the couple who pillages together, stays together.

[–] Acinonyx@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 month ago

I've never said anything against torturing english villagers

[–] Vanilla_PuddinFudge@infosec.pub 3 points 1 month ago

It's an open relationship, fundie.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

MFW people keep trying to romanticize the Viking lifestyle

Our culture is not a costume.

I need more of this show