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Anon wants this (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Acinonyx@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 3 weeks ago (9 children)

since I'd be the husband in this scenario, I don't see what's wrong with it

[–] LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works 11 points 3 weeks ago (8 children)

Also, I think I would be an equal-opportunity viking raider. My wife would get some English sex slaves of her own for our anniversary.

[–] Acinonyx@lemmy.sdf.org -1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (4 children)

if you're doing this you're just cucking yourself

[–] LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

            
              And?
If you're not torturing English villagers together with your wife during the winter, is it even a viking marriage?

[–] Acinonyx@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 3 weeks ago

I've never said anything against torturing english villagers

[–] FarmTaco@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

you know what they say; the couple who pillages together, stays together.

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