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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon ups his fibre intake (slrpnk.net)

submitted 4 months ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 12 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Or the amazon rebiew feom the guy who tired to use some hair removal cream on his balls and ended up on the kitchen floor in agony, shoving frozen brussel sprouts covered in ice cream up his ass and moaning from the relief while his daughter and wife watched it horror.

[–] Taalnazi@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

I'mma need the story link, officer.

[–] Camille@lemmy.ml 2 points 4 months ago

The .... What?