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[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 33 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What the hell is even that‽

[–] Zorque@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I believe it's called a "jif"

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 1 week ago

Jondor Calls for Aid!

[–] PentastarM@midwest.social 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] TheDoozer@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Giraffics Interchange Format?

[–] XeroxCool@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

Gerard's geriatric generator image format

[–] Mist101@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

I hear choosy mom's choose it.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm sorry, we don't do yiffs here.

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 week ago

We’re doing ALL yiffs