this post was submitted on 28 Jun 2025
389 points (94.5% liked)

Greentext

6708 readers
626 users here now

This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
 
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 28 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Ok, so, obviously fake, because anyone getting 23andMe probably doesn't still live at home with their parents. And if they do they're going to have enough similarities to know they are related somehow. Also why are they fucking when their mom can walk in midorgasm? Parents would know long before a few months pass.

[–] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 45 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

You can also tell it's fake because it's from 4chan.

[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 7 points 2 weeks ago

Yes but I can't figure out the and gay part