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[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 176 points 1 week ago (16 children)

Kennedy is a germ-theory denier who believes people can maintain their health not by relying on evidence-based medicine, such as vaccines, but by clean living and eating

I fucking hate this timeline

[–] MisterNeon@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago (2 children)

This is all going to be covered by a snarky longform YouTube (or equivalent) documentary in 200 years.

[–] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 23 points 1 week ago

"Why do we live in an underground bunker - 21st history channel"

[–] archonet@lemy.lol 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

keep me in the screenshot unless you want your subscriber base to know this guy from the past thinks you suck.

also, we're so sorry. not all of us, but some of us.

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