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Dammit!
Anon is totally gay, but the realness present in this text has broken my brain.
Also, that song is still fucking awesome.
I could fart in a rhythm and it would be more musical than the entire discography of imagine dragons.
Nah, tastes are different and since enjoyment of music is 100% subjective everyones opinion is equally valid.
I'd like to hear the farts please
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gF2Jo6z5RFc
Very well.
i love this live version in particular: https://youtu.be/ZQxuw9d2d28
Best version ever!
Jesus, my sides are in orbit
right 🤭 i also ended up with a six-pack from laughing
Amazing. That's the most creativity I have seen associated with them.
Imagine draggin' deez nuts on your face
You couldn't handle my strongest ligma.
Imagine dragons is so boring man.
Thats one of those cases of "Fuck I hate that band except that one song"
Like Burn it to the Ground by Nickelback.