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Anon gets philosophical (slrpnk.net)

submitted 3 days ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 46 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I'd bet money on the best bj imaginable is given by a femboy. Thus the blindfold comes off. I must see the love of my life.

[–] cadekat@pawb.social 30 points 3 days ago (1 children)

50/50 odds it's a bear.

[–] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Or one of those fish that clean the side of the tank in Chinese restaurants.

[–] cadekat@pawb.social 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I, uh, hope we're imagining the same kind of bear.

[–] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 2 days ago

And I hope we’re imagining the same kind of suckerfish.