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[–] MotoAsh@lemmy.world 172 points 1 day ago (5 children)

The reward for 101% was getting 101% ya muppet. Does this idiot think people play games for intangible pointless achievements instead of having fun? It must fucking suck going through life needing an extra reward for doing something fun.

[–] M137@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

I'm trying to steer my younger (13) half-brother into thinking like this, that you're doing stuff for fun. There doesn't need to be instant (or not instant) rewards, especially the kinds that are so common now with many games that are made for kids and teens like a "billion zoomble bucks", ultra rare legendary gold skin (that is not actually rare in any way), digital stickers you can't even use for anything and whatever else. The reward should always be to have fun.

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 35 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Meanwhile, the reward for 100%ing a game in 2025 is… a ribbon on your Steam account.

[–] al_Kaholic@lemmynsfw.com 43 points 1 day ago

This comment deserves a *