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[–] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 37 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Metallica loves imperialism for the most part, that's how.

[–] Tempus_Fugit@midwest.social 17 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Imperialism is a strong noun. Sure they've benefited greatly off the back of US imperialism, but Jesus, condemn us all. It's not like they didn't write "Disposable Heros" or "One." Sure they can be litigious twats, but saying they're pro imperialism is peak brain rot.

[–] zod000@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I just assumed that Lars was controlling the rest of them like puppets through an elaborate drum kit at the back of the stage. The Metallica that wrote One is long gone.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Lars just does what Hetfield tells him to

[–] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de -3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Indeed, condemn us all. So where's the part where these "apolitical" cowards-at-best deserve your defence, again?

[–] Tempus_Fugit@midwest.social 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They don't, but am I supposed to support slander? That doesn't sound very productive to me.

[–] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de -3 points 1 week ago

Go punch a Nazi. Or downvote. Maybe picket The Onion headquarters if that's your fancy? If this "slander" holds no weight, then why are you wasting your breath here?