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🎶 He Use To Rule My World 🎶 Now A Half Billion Dollars is Mine 🎶 (lemmy.ml)

submitted 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) by crankyrebel@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/memes@lemmy.ml

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They abruptly parted, looked for space to duck and then tried to hide their faces. The woman beside them was seen grinning, with her hand on her face. Cabot turned her face away to stay out of sight. The Story

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[–] Sonor@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I think his wife should have her privacy respected

[–] crankyrebel@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Oh yes, lets cry for billionaires. I have SO MANY tears to give them. I am going to bet she finds comfort ...in ALL she has, and will get.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 11 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Neither of them are billionaires anymore.

They're just two-comma plebs now.

[–] Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

We'll have to rebrand Tres Commas.

[–] BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world 19 points 4 days ago

How does one join this “pleb with hundreds of millions of dollars” club?

[–] crankyrebel@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 4 days ago (1 children)

LOL, common plebs with half-a billion each.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

After lawyer fees it's probably be under 500 million which is zero if you round it.

[–] crankyrebel@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 4 days ago

I love a good shit on a lawyer dig, bravo!