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[–] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 59 points 1 day ago (3 children)

As much as the machines cost, something like that wired up with a metal detector so that if the machine is on and there's metal in the airlock it will never open would actually be a good solution....

But it would take a society that values human life and absence of suffering over money. Because like someone else pointed out, the hospital ain't the one paying to fix the machine.

Maybe Canada would be interested?

[–] atzanteol@sh.itjust.works 39 points 1 day ago

This basically never happens. You want to spend billions guarding against humanity stupidity? Good luck with that.

But it would take a society that values human life and absence of suffering over money.

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[–] JordanZ@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

MRI’s are still plenty dangerous when they aren’t scanning(“on”). The magnets don’t ever turn off unless you release all the helium which is typically a last resort. They can do it slowly for servicing but it’s costly or rapidly for emergencies but it usually trashes things.

Seems like the simplest solution is having a locking observation booth. Family can watch from the booth or go to the waiting room. This doesn’t prevent staff from responding to anything and actually keeps the family out of the way if there is an emergency. No high tech gizmos required. Are they go to like it? Probably not. Then off to the waiting room.

[–] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Thanks for the info!

Honestly tho, it's pretty crazy they let dude roam around a hospital with 20lbs of chain around his neck. That's literally a deadly weapon.

I don't care what story he gave, he should have been told to leave it in his vehicle.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 1 day ago

i wonder if he had neck pain, to carrying that much weight on his neck.

[–] SolOrion@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 day ago

idk, maybe the hospital has insurance for idiocy. But the people that broke it almost certainly can't afford an MRI machine, so they ain't paying.