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Long Island man wearing 9kg-metal necklace dies after being sucked into MRI machine (www.independent.co.uk)

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[–] half_fiction@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

So tragic, jesus. Also, it was obviously stupid, but in his defense he probably went into fight or flight and wasn't thinking. Unfortunately he paid for it with his life.

[–] 5in1k@lemmy.zip 5 points 19 hours ago

He went in to help her stand up from the machine.