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Long Island man wearing 9kg-metal necklace dies after being sucked into MRI machine (www.independent.co.uk)

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[–] PostProcess@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

And if it's an African swallow?

[–] ebolapie@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Not covered in the film and I refuse to get my information anywhere other than Monty Python. The mass of an african swallow is therefore unknowable.

[–] PostProcess@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It's a fair cop

[–] ReiRose@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Society is to blame