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Military Says It Will ‘Continuously’ Monitor Bathrooms to Comply With Anti-Trans Order
(www.404media.co)
this post was submitted on 23 Jul 2025
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Penis inspection day is now canon in US Lore
TEN HUT!
PRESEEEENT DICK!
cock salute!
Can already imagine soldiers getting shamed for having shrimp dicks. Sucks for them ig.
Boot camp already has things like group showers and two-to-a-urinal, three-to-a-stall bathroom breaks, not to mention there are already assigned cock-watchers when there are mass piss tests to ensure everyone’s piss is fresh from the source. Everyone’s seen each other naked a hundred times by the time you graduate. Discussion on the matter generally gravitates less toward the smaller guys and more toward whichever lucky soul is hung like a Louisville Slugger.
Note, this is not in defense of monitored bathrooms, that’s just ridiculous. Just pointing out that this wouldn’t introduce the opportunity for mockery
I NeEd To SeE tHe PiSs LeAviNg ThE bOdY!
fucking peter gazers
Never had multi-user stalls or pissers, but I seem to recall a big round communal trough for high bathroom throughput. Everybody just kind of pissing in each other's general direction.
3 to a stall? How the hell? Anyways, thanks for the info lol
No problem haha.
Usually it was one on each side pissing kinda diagonally, about 4 and 8 o’clock, assuming the wall behind the toilet was 12, then one pissing normally at the 6 o’clock position. It helped that the stalls didn’t have any doors 😅 it was definitely close quarters, but it helped us develop our sword-fighting skills
they're growers now show-ers? have a little sympathy
DICKS OUT, MARINES!
I wish this wasn't true but it is.
Well that and "lack" of Penis inspection day next door as well.