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And that’s basically it!
So. Your a veteran. Yes sir! Bathroom monitor first class, sir!
Obviously, it would be a position for a private contractor who gets paid more than any enlisted service member bc of a no-bid contract.
$800,000 salary
Goddamnit that’s entirely accurate. They replaced the -room inspections- with civilians on the base I was on when processing out, and they expected white glove every single day.
lol fuck that. White glove is special event/booter cleaning; eat my whole ass.
I speak from experience. I was in Afghanistan and the companies that provide laundry services or food were just making insane amounts.
Only the best and brightest! 🦅
Penis inspection day is now canon in US Lore
TEN HUT!
PRESEEEENT DICK!
cock salute!
Can already imagine soldiers getting shamed for having shrimp dicks. Sucks for them ig.
Boot camp already has things like group showers and two-to-a-urinal, three-to-a-stall bathroom breaks, not to mention there are already assigned cock-watchers when there are mass piss tests to ensure everyone’s piss is fresh from the source. Everyone’s seen each other naked a hundred times by the time you graduate. Discussion on the matter generally gravitates less toward the smaller guys and more toward whichever lucky soul is hung like a Louisville Slugger.
Note, this is not in defense of monitored bathrooms, that’s just ridiculous. Just pointing out that this wouldn’t introduce the opportunity for mockery
I NeEd To SeE tHe PiSs LeAviNg ThE bOdY!
fucking peter gazers
Never had multi-user stalls or pissers, but I seem to recall a big round communal trough for high bathroom throughput. Everybody just kind of pissing in each other's general direction.
3 to a stall? How the hell? Anyways, thanks for the info lol
No problem haha.
Usually it was one on each side pissing kinda diagonally, about 4 and 8 o’clock, assuming the wall behind the toilet was 12, then one pissing normally at the 6 o’clock position. It helped that the stalls didn’t have any doors 😅 it was definitely close quarters, but it helped us develop our sword-fighting skills
they're growers now show-ers? have a little sympathy
DICKS OUT, MARINES!
I wish this wasn't true but it is.
Well that and "lack" of Penis inspection day next door as well.
Don't you feel great again, America?
No. Send help
Don't worry Russia has got our back
Unfortunately there isn't a lot of help available. American's are going to have to clean up their own house.
That sounds fiscally responsible.
It's scary this will not be the stupidest thing that I read today.
We live in the dumbest timeline.
facts
Wow, nothing quite like solving the big issues in life.
If Donald goes to the bathroom, they'll be solving the small issues
US Army facing combat: _______
US Army when a penis is used in a women's stall: AAAAAAHHHHH! They have their cock out behind a closed stall and just using the bathroom like anyone else! RUN AWAY!
Penis Panickers.
Your tax dollars at work.
Lucky for me that is not the case.
PENIS POLICE! GET YOUR PANTS ON THE GROUND!
Epstein
Just what MAGAts love cameras in bathrooms monitoring penis.
Maybe they just love penis
Porn and sex toys are fairly popular in the bible belt
Soldiers are going to stand outside bathrooms to check for budgie smugglers? That's a bit extreme.
Just tell them there's oil in the middle east. That'll get them out of your road.
It's impressive how most of these right-wing nuts have been complying with this order for decades already.
I’m going to piss on your monitoring system.
Pathetic
Pete wants to see your dingle